Random thought for the day

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:15 am

Yesterday, I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. Once she noticed me, we went for a run.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:20 am

Rex Ashton wrote:Yesterday, I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. Once she noticed me, we went for a run.

Ha!

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:37 pm

Inventor: So a flying balloon
Me: I'm with ya
Inventor: big flame over your head
Me: Sounds good
Inventor: No steering
Me: Excellent
Inventor: <snorting coke> and you're in a wicker basket
Me: I'm in

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:12 am

STD's are proof that sharing isn't necessarily caring

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:12 pm

I'd be the 1st NFL coach to challenge the coin toss

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:56 pm

The dreamiest member of the animal kingdom must the platypus, which logs up to eight hours of REM sleep a day.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:02 pm

Chase McLaughlin’s overtime kick was even too far left for San Francisco

Dave McDonald · Post by **Dave McDonald** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:09 am

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:22 pm

Dave McDonald wrote:We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Amen to that.

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:40 am

Dave McDonald wrote:We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I think that is called birth control. And Darwinism.

#StupidShouldHurtMore

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:33 pm

Someone needs to put an end to all the Epstein memes as they won't kill themselves.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:49 pm

Aaron wrote:Someone needs to put an end to all the Epstein memes as they won't kill themselves.

I dont do the book of feces but all the guys out in the shop are always showing me some of them. Some are funny and some are just stupid. Who has the time to make all of those things. They obviously must live in their moms basement and dont have a job.

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:14 pm

creepycrawler wrote:I dont do the book of feces but all the guys out in the shop are always showing me some of them. Some are funny and some are just stupid. Who has the time to make all of those things. They obviously must live in their moms basement and dont have a job.

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I do but don't like to hang ... around those folks...

Don S..

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:16 pm

Don S wrote:..
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I do but don't like to hang ... around those folks...

Don S..

Ha!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:20 pm

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:06 pm

If you work overtime at McDonald's is that considered a Mcdouble?

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:32 am

There are more male CEOs named Peter than there are female CEOs, period. So if you have a daughter and you want her to be a CEO, name her Peter.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:40 am

Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays?

Put it in Amazon boxes and leave them on your front porch.

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:47 am

Its bad luck to miss your birthday.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:37 am

The probability of getting attacked by a gorilla at any point is very low. But it is never zero.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:59 pm

A friend confessed a physical abnormality and said he had an extra testicle... I regret if I embarrassed him with my surprised reaction when I blurted out, "Wow, you have 4?"

vb · Post by vb » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:04 pm

I thought everyone had 4????

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:25 pm

Be brave enough to suck at something new

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:35 pm

Sometimes it takes 10 years to get that 1 year can change your life

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:36 pm

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:15 pm

Elon Musk and Bill Gates should team up to create a cure for erectile dysfunction and call it Elongates.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:17 pm

So many people these days are too judgmental .... I can tell by just looking at them.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:58 pm

I used to be cool... now I am just my dog's snacks dealer

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:23 pm

I wonder if rocks are actually all soft and squishy, but they just tense up when things touch them.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:03 pm

Definition of the Day:

Askhole (n.) A person who constantly asks for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them. They often then ask you to help fix the result.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:31 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:Definition of the Day:

Askhole (n.) A person who constantly asks for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them. They often then ask you to help fix the result.

Sounds right.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:23 pm

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but how many know where the Minneapolis???

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:39 am

Chain reactions are usually described with dominos, not chains.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:40 am

Cutting a corner creates 2 more corners

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:43 am

The first human must've held a ton of world records at some point

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:37 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:Cutting a corner creates 2 more corners

My son needs to hear this! And if I am honest, I could take it to heart too!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:34 pm

You have more ancestors than all your ancestors

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:18 am

Why is it that as you enter an automatic car wash, the driving surface feels like you are trying to climb over logs? I just want to drive in smooth and get all my undercarriage washed. Maybe that is just around here??

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:44 am

If you parachute fails to open the good news is that you have the rest of your life to fix it

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:13 pm

If you worked as a security guard for Samsung, would that make you a guardian of the galaxy?