Random thought for the day

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:06 pm

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Look for that which is hidden,…Then ask yourself why the hell is it

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:20 am

A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:52 am

The Swiss must've been fairly confident in their chances of victory when they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:11 pm

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Speaking of History
Thirty years ago one could speak their mind without the hoard of half-witted people jumping on their back.

Did you notice I gave these idiots a generous amount of credit!. Don S..

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:07 am

Before we had cordless tools, we had corded tools and before that we had cordless tools.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:11 am

Hot headed is bad but warm hearted is good, cool headed is good but cold hearted is bad

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:11 am

You don't hear much about the original Zealand

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:41 pm

A monks favorite hot dog order is "one with everything."

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:40 am

If you don't have kids, you should hire a babysitter anyway. Tell them your kid is asleep and must not be disturbed. When you return, ask them where your child is.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:40 pm

Wombats are the only animals in the world that produce cube-shaped poop. Despite having round anuses like other mammals, wombats do not produce round pellets, tubular coils or messy piles.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:56 am

Gravity Fighter sounds much cooler than weightlifter

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:59 am

It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:25 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:45 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles

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As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

sorry folks...

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:45 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles

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As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:28 pm

Don S wrote:..

As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

sorry folks...

It's OK Don, you've earned the right to have others around you blow out any candles that require extinguishing. I'm sure that extra O2 thing could make for an interesting show on a cake.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:30 pm

If snails are so slow, how come nobody ever sees them coming? It's always suddenly bam, there's a snail.

Don S · Post by **Don S** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:48 pm

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The wife keeps telling me my hair is getting thin.
But who wants fat hair.

Nope ... I got the zero to one micrometer out...
the hair is normal.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:35 pm

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:44 pm

I wonder of memory foam mattresses wish they could forget

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:45 pm

I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes...

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:02 am

Rex Ashton wrote:I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes...

Thats impressive!

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:12 am

Cucumbers and jellyfish are 95% water. There is a 5% difference between a jellyfish and a cucumber.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:19 am

Diet tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:43 am

Rex Ashton wrote:Cucumbers and jellyfish are 95% water. There is a 5% difference between a jellyfish and a cucumber.

So you are saying you can put jellyfish in your salad? Sounds tasty?!?!

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:54 pm

If yoga pants are acceptable attire for Safeway does that mean I can wear sweat pants at the Diamond Cabaret?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:16 am

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” - Aristotle.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:47 am

If guns don't kill people, people kill people .....

Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:51 am

no. people toast toast. toast can't toast itself.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:41 am

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not for me to point it out?

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:55 am

It only takes one slow-walking person at the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:38 am

If one lives till they are 70, they will have spent 10 years of their life on a Monday.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:39 am

Could Wolverine be circumcised?

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:27 pm

Never half-ass 2 things .... whole-ass 1 thing.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:33 am

A large group of people is called a "no thanks"

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 12:28 pm

Aaron wrote:Could Wolverine be circumcised?

Not for long I would think lol.

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:37 am

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:49 am

From page 2 of this thread.....

Rex Ashton wrote:boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:22 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:From page 2 of this thread.....

Good memory!! lol

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:38 am

Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 for 10 seconds and plugging it back in?