Random thought for the day

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:04 am

We could use a reset for sure! People losing jobs, businesses closing permanently...this is sad. Hope it's all worth it, but I suspect we took it too far.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:22 am

Rex Ashton wrote:Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 for 10 seconds and plugging it back in?

newracer · Post by **newracer** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:58 pm

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:33 am

Fun Parent quarantine drinking game:

Take a shot every time you kid whines ....

... Lol, don't do this, you will die.

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:18 am

Might not make an hour!

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:Fun Parent quarantine drinking game:

Take a shot every time you kid whines ....

... Lol, don't do this, you will die.

74BuckinBronc wrote:Might not make an hour!

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:31 pm

We cook bacon and bake cookies

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:39 pm

Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/ne ... 42e71be44d

Dave McDonald · Post by **Dave McDonald** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:55 pm

Aaron wrote:Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/ne ... 42e71be44d

They'll just sell it with a Starbucks label.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:01 pm

Dave McDonald wrote:They'll just sell it with a Starbucks label.

My wife will appreciate this. She hates Starbucks burnt flavor

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:17 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:Why the hell does competitive vaping exist?

Because Darwin.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:59 pm

Aaron wrote:Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/ne ... 42e71be44d

That's sad. It was a very old building and business. I am not a coffee at all but since it was right across the street from Hillside 4x4, Brian and myself would get frozen caramel macchiatos or however its spelt from there pretty often during the summer and they were yummy.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:59 pm

crashXJ wrote:Because Darwin.

Ed Zachery.

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:48 pm

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:37 pm

Being a trophy husband is exhausting

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:45 pm

Aaron wrote:Being a trophy husband is exhausting

Did you watch a documentary on it?

You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:49 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:Did you watch a documentary on it?

You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.

Sorry dude, still no time for tv. Someday I will get your jokes

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:51 pm

If you had to sacrifice one NFL team due to the Covid-19 virus, which one would it be and why would it be the Raiders?

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:54 pm

Aaron wrote:Someday I will get your jokes

or maybe not

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:56 pm

Rex Ashton wrote:or maybe not

:snicker:

tacotoy · Post by **tacotoy** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:56 am

Rex Ashton wrote:Did you watch a documentary on it?

You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.

Aaron wrote:Sorry dude, still no time for tv. Someday I will get your jokes

Lol... that was actually a good one too haha.

Ken L · Post by **Ken L** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:03 am

Does anyone think that once the masses start driving again that general driving intellect will be better or worse than before quarantine? I know, trick question. I just hold out hope.

I have a feeling it will be similar to, or worse than, the first fall snowstorm.

74BuckinBronc · Post by **74BuckinBronc** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:36 am

Well thankfully, the "reopening" isn't happening during the winter where a snowstorm could present a double whammy!

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri May 01, 2020 5:52 pm

Going into business with Matt Damon on a beverage company .....

How Ya Like Dem Apples Cider

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Sun May 03, 2020 4:33 pm

I think its unfair only one company can make the game Monopoly.

gkainz · Post by **gkainz** » Mon May 04, 2020 6:17 am

crashXJ wrote:I think its unfair only one company can make the game Monopoly.

well, that's "Life"

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Mon May 04, 2020 6:36 am

gkainz wrote:well, that's "Life"

It's hardly a 'Trivial Pursuit.'

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon May 04, 2020 9:29 am

crashXJ wrote:It's hardly a 'Trivial Pursuit.'

If any of you had a 'Clue', you would be able to tell that it was a 'Risk' they were willing to take.

crashXJ · Post by **crashXJ** » Mon May 04, 2020 1:18 pm

Aaron wrote:If any of you had a 'Clue', you would be able to tell that it was a 'Risk' they were willing to take.

No doubt that it is quite the 'Operation.'

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed May 06, 2020 7:53 am

If the Cosbys were dinosaurs, the son would be Theosaurus

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:22 am

My wife doesn't drink.
Her parents don't drink.
My parents don't drink.

.... I'm carrying this whole team on my shoulders

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:34 am

Teach your children about taxes .... Eat 30% of their ice cream

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:36 am

We don't check the fridge multiple times to find new food; we check to see if our standards have lowered enough to eat what's already in there.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:05 am

Did you know that if you sit down on the toilet and start pooping at 11:59PM and are still in process after the clock strikes midnight, that the same shit, different day?

creepycrawler · Post by **creepycrawler** » Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:33 am

Rex Ashton wrote:Did you know that if you sit down on the toilet and start pooping at 11:59PM and are still in process after the clock strikes midnight, that the same shit, different day?

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:15 am

Shark week is actually the safest week to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:32 am

Nobody ever announces when it is their first rodeo.

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:33 am

If you play dead during a bear attack and still get killed, you were successful at "fake it till you make it."

Rex Ashton · Post by **Rex Ashton** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:35 am

Normally the floor is what stops gravity from killing us, but if we go too far away from it, gravity uses the floor to kill us

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:10 am

Know what a cashless society really means?

No strippers.

Is that a world you want to live in?